Current mood:

silly

words of the day
1) Obfuscating:
trans verb.
1 a : darken b : to make obscure 2 : to confuse

example: The professor had the knack of obfuscating the most simple knowledge into a complicated clusterfuck that eats a minimum of 15 minutes of class.

2) Erstwhile:
adverb
in the past : formerly

example: I will be going with our soon-to-be-erstwhile computer tech guy for lunch beers on Friday and bitching about how much work frickin sucks.

3) ZOMG:
acronym
ZOMG is a bastardization of the Internet shorthand term for 'Oh My God', OMG. The term is commonly used to express humorously overwrought excitement and as a way of mocking internet slang as a whole, and is most likely representative of pushing the shift key over-zealously and sloppily, thus pushing the "Z" key in the process, on a qwerty keyboard...

seriously.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ZOMG

example: ...sorry, not drunk enough.