urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kai_333 kai_333 kai_333 2005-10-07T03:36:53Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kai_333:2607 2038-01-19T03:14:07Z 2005-10-07T03:36:53Z 1) Obfuscating: <br />trans verb. <br />1 a : darken b : to make obscure 2 : to confuse<br /><br />example: The professor had the knack of obfuscating the most simple knowledge into a complicated clusterfuck that eats a minimum of 15 minutes of class.<br /><br />2) Erstwhile:<br />adverb<br />in the past : formerly<br /><br />example: I will be going with our soon-to-be-erstwhile computer tech guy for lunch beers on Friday and bitching about how much work frickin sucks. <br /><br />3) ZOMG:<br />acronym<br />ZOMG is a bastardization of the Internet shorthand term for 'Oh My God', OMG. The term is commonly used to express humorously overwrought excitement and as a way of mocking internet slang as a whole, and is most likely representative of pushing the shift key over-zealously and sloppily, thus pushing the "Z" key in the process, on a qwerty keyboard...<br /><br />seriously. <br /><br /><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ZOMG">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ZOMG</a><br /><br />example: ...sorry, not drunk enough.