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Created on 2005-01-27 07:21:19 (#5916569), last updated 2006-06-21

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Name:	kai_333
Birthdate:	04-28
Location:	Chapel Hill, North Carolina, United States

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After being raised by a pack of wolves that, ironically enough, ate my existing family, I decided to join the circus. Ok, so I didn't DECIDE to join per se: it was more like I was shot with elephant tranquilzer by a bunch of Barnum and Bailey Circus employees attempting to find their next act. After 7 years of forced servitude, I decided to attack my handler (think how Roy from the ambiguously gay duo got saaacked by his own tiger), I kicked the tent down and ran in the confusion.

After my daring escape from the circus, I was left naked with only a burlap sack, a bit of rope and an onion. I decided to put on the burlap sack and rope the onion around my waist, which was the style at the time. With my disguise intact, I was able to infiltrate the human population with nary a raised eyebrow in my direction. In fact... most people ran away. Huh... never thought of what that was...

ANYHOO, a bunch of other less interesting crap happened, and somehow I managed to end up in Chapel Hill...

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